旅游小插曲（2）
<!----><style type="text/css">html{font-size:375%}</style><link href="https://pics.app.cnyw.net/static/publish/css/style.css?v=1605251010499" rel="stylesheet" position="1" data-qf-origin="/static/publish/css/style.css?v=1605251010499"><!-- 付费贴--> <div class="preview_article "> <!----> <p> 去了次天津，车上导游教了几句本地风俗礼仪的方言。吃饭叫装货，大便叫卸货，小便叫放水。小男孩叫小哥，结过婚的叫二爷，小女孩叫小姐姐，结过婚的叫姑奶奶……导游说：“路上碰到或找有事帮忙的话不是叫老板，不叫师傅，不叫美女帅哥，管叫小女孩小姐姐，结过婚的女人叫姑奶奶，叫小男孩小哥，结过婚的男人叫二爷，如果不这样称呼就不会理你的。”全车人都在喃喃自语或相互学教，我也不例外。可是年纪是个很大的问题，像我一下车就忘记了。这不，在吃饭时，我的水杯沒带下车，需要喝点水就向服务员要个一次性碗，我说：“小哥，给我个碗好吗？”他问我刚才叫他什么？我说小哥呀！他手一挥说：“设有！”我尴尬的站在那里却怎么也想不起来应该叫什么，水沒喝成只好怏怏离开了。回车上我一说这事，全车的人笑翻了。</p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pics.app.cnyw.net/forum/20231127130948front2_0_998970_FjkpABU3-WOU9Rc7f7ZwCpWkFFNl.jpg?watermark/1/image/aHR0cDovL3BpY3MuYXBwLmNueXcubmV0L18yMDE5MDQyNTA5MTYwMF81Y2MxMGE1MDc5ZjY2LnBuZw==/dissolve/100/gravity/SouthEast" alt="" width="720" height="960" data-qf-origin="forum/20231127130948front2_0_998970_FjkpABU3-WOU9Rc7f7ZwCpWkFFNl.jpg?watermark/1/image/aHR0cDovL3BpY3MuYXBwLmNueXcubmV0L18yMDE5MDQyNTA5MTYwMF81Y2MxMGE1MDc5ZjY2LnBuZw==/dissolve/100/gravity/SouthEast" /></p><p class="empty_paragraph"> </p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pics.app.cnyw.net/forum/20231127130948front2_0_998970_Fimt0_XR6hXm6b2icuuFYcxNclBc.jpg?watermark/1/image/aHR0cDovL3BpY3MuYXBwLmNueXcubmV0L18yMDE5MDQyNTA5MTYwMF81Y2MxMGE1MDc5ZjY2LnBuZw==/dissolve/100/gravity/SouthEast" alt="" width="720" height="540" data-qf-origin="forum/20231127130948front2_0_998970_Fimt0_XR6hXm6b2icuuFYcxNclBc.jpg?watermark/1/image/aHR0cDovL3BpY3MuYXBwLmNueXcubmV0L18yMDE5MDQyNTA5MTYwMF81Y2MxMGE1MDc5ZjY2LnBuZw==/dissolve/100/gravity/SouthEast" /></p><p> </p> <!----></div> 好好 小哥哥 好好好 好赞
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