坐裤 发表于 2025-1-19 21:33:00

坐裤的来历（原创）

<!----><style type="text/css">html{font-size:375%}</style><link href="https://pics-app.cnyw.net/static/publish/css/style.css?v=20240712" rel="stylesheet" position="1" data-qf-origin="/static/publish/css/style.css?v=20240712"><!--    付费贴-->    <div class="preview_article ">            <!---->    <p>从前义乌有个蛮卜，有一年春节蛮卜她娘让蛮卜去舅舅家拜年。蛮卜拎着一对斤头兴匆匆地往舅舅家赶。途中经过佛堂，佛堂有个三夹皮认得蛮卜，便叫住蛮卜问：&ldquo;蛮卜，你往哪里去拜年啊？&rdquo;</p><p class="">蛮卜停下脚步说：&ldquo;去舅舅家拜年。&rdquo;</p><p class="">&ldquo;见了舅舅怎么拜年，你妈有没有教你啊？&rdquo;</p><p class="">&ldquo;教了，我妈说到了舅舅家，屁股不能乱坐，屁股要坐在椅子上。没有椅子，屁股就坐凳子上。&rdquo;</p><p class="">&ldquo;那怎么坐法？你给我看看！&rdquo;</p><p class="">蛮卜就走上前，坐在一条椅子上:&ldquo;喏，就这样坐。&rdquo;</p><p class="">三夹皮摇了摇头说：&ldquo;不对，你屁股并没有坐在椅子上，而是坐在了你的裤子上。&rdquo;</p><p class="">蛮卜低头看了看，确实如此，便搔着头皮问三夹皮：&ldquo;那怎么办？&rdquo;</p><p class="">三夹皮答：&ldquo;你妈不是让你屁股坐椅子上吗？那先得脱下裤子再坐到椅子上去呀！&rdquo;</p><p class="">蛮卜想了想，说：&ldquo;还好碰到三夹皮大哥，否则到舅舅家屁股坐错就麻烦了，谢谢你三夹皮大哥！&rdquo;</p><p class="">蛮卜走进舅舅的家门，放下斤头，便脱下裤子光屁股坐在了太师交椅上。舅舅一见气得吹鼻子瞪眼，直骂外甥是**。笑话传开后，义乌便把呆傻的言行举止唤作&ldquo;坐裤&rdquo;。<img src="https://pics-app.cnyw.net/face/default/s_11.gif" width="24" height="24" data-smile="12" data-smilie-id="12" /><img src="https://pics-app.cnyw.net/face/default/s_8.gif" width="24" height="24" data-smile="9" data-smilie-id="9" /></p><p class="empty_paragraph">&nbsp;</p><p class="empty_paragraph">&nbsp;</p><p class="empty_paragraph">&nbsp;</p><p class="empty_paragraph">&nbsp;</p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pics-app.cnyw.net/forum/20250119213154front2_0_343039_FjqSo49jcuwGUDp4kvsdXNlKLZJq.jpg?watermark/1/image/aHR0cDovL3BpY3MtYXBwLmNueXcubmV0L18yMDE5MDQyNTA5MTYwMF81Y2MxMGE1MDc5ZjY2LnBuZw==/dissolve/100/gravity/SouthEast" alt="" width="417" height="277" data-qf-origin="forum/20250119213154front2_0_343039_FjqSo49jcuwGUDp4kvsdXNlKLZJq.jpg?watermark/1/image/aHR0cDovL3BpY3MtYXBwLmNueXcubmV0L18yMDE5MDQyNTA5MTYwMF81Y2MxMGE1MDc5ZjY2LnBuZw==/dissolve/100/gravity/SouthEast" /></p><p class="empty_paragraph">&nbsp;</p><p class="qf_image big noneditable " style="position: relative;" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pics-app.cnyw.net/forum/20250119213154front2_0_343039_FqUg_lUNKxM0tpZBxaCRsgbZYxr-.jpg?watermark/1/image/aHR0cDovL3BpY3MtYXBwLmNueXcubmV0L18yMDE5MDQyNTA5MTYwMF81Y2MxMGE1MDc5ZjY2LnBuZw==/dissolve/100/gravity/SouthEast" alt="" width="800" height="1132" data-qf-origin="forum/20250119213154front2_0_343039_FqUg_lUNKxM0tpZBxaCRsgbZYxr-.jpg?watermark/1/image/aHR0cDovL3BpY3MtYXBwLmNueXcubmV0L18yMDE5MDQyNTA5MTYwMF81Y2MxMGE1MDc5ZjY2LnBuZw==/dissolve/100/gravity/SouthEast" /></p><p class="empty_paragraph">&nbsp;</p><p class="empty_paragraph">&nbsp;</p><p class="empty_paragraph">&nbsp;</p>    <!----></div>            

惊凡渔具 发表于 2025-1-19 21:53:12

:lol

山岩泉水 发表于 2025-1-19 22:08:50

也可以。

刘德贤 发表于 2025-1-19 22:27:55

挺好的，给人知识。

满仓 发表于 2025-1-19 23:31:58

路过

坐裤 发表于 2025-1-20 13:24:41

騃佗:lol

国色天仙 发表于 2025-1-20 14:28:16

讲大话

刘跃志 发表于 2025-1-21 05:01:08

早上好
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